I thought this would be about Russell Brand, but from the looks of it, it's about female empowerment. Great song.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
A little bit Vogue, a little bit Justify My Love, a little bit Erotica - hardly reductive, very revisionist, and all Madonna. This is the video for her new single "Girl Gone Wild". Steamy as a sauna. Girl can make a gay man sweat.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
David and I went to Boots & Saddle last Friday night -- our favorite hangout, which features some Happy Hour go-go boys strutting their stuff to the beat of the latest dance tunes -- and we were fully expecting to see Francisco, the cutie who twirled his goods and sported that indelible baby face. However, he was nowhere to be found. M-I-A as a successful NBC line-up. We were devastated. Lucky for us, Carlos came by and practically whipped the Bunny and I into a frenzy. Let me tell you, he is packing. I'll never wash my hand again.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
So Rick "Spreading" Santorum typo'd himself a little happy today. No, I'm sure it wasn't that happy, but then again, I haven't and wouldn't want to see it. Who knows if it might spit in my eye? I need my eyes for work, and slavery, and masturbation over beautiful images of men sporting wonderful muscles and pearly whites and the promise of some heavy petting later on. And post-frothy mix, who knows where the frontal half may have been? Any takers?
Oh well. So he sent out the infamous typo and [thinking] America loves him for it. Who doesn't want to have a pubic schedule? Pubes deserve a compartmented time, after all. They are no different than any other follicle on the human mammal. They thrive, and if coiffed right, can sculpt a man's chest, bringing out the grooves within the muscle. They have inspired many a song, a story, a fantasy. Ignoring them only brings these sudden incursions into grammatical Tourettes. Hiccup, indeed.
Has anyone asked Santorum's pubes what they think of their sudden exposure on the body of a man so virulently against anything pubic on a man?
My pubic program: Must clip. Tonight.