Saturday, June 2, 2012

This Just In: The Queen Did NOT Come Out

Queen Latifah, showing off incredible skin and bone structure. Gay or not.

The Advocate reports that our very own Queen Latifah, who had been speculated to have come out about a month ago, did in fact, NOT do so, but she wants you to know that her sexuality is hers and hers only, private and not to be disturbed. And that she loves you, the same way she loves her personal trainer, who is also, most definitely, NOT into Sapphic inclinations. Of course, those who read between the lines know what "my sexual life is mine and mine only" truly means. I might as well say I'm waiting for the right woman to marry. And I'm in my early 40s.

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