Meet Manda Swaggie, Who Wants Justin Bieber to Please-Please-PLEASE Follow Her on Twitter

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Every pop star has mega-fans. Heck, even when she's trying too hard to be relevant and winding up being reductive, I'm still a Madonna fan. Fifty-three year old nipple, and while I am at it, no one wants to see that, Madge, unless it's black, we're in the Super Bowl, and Justin Timberlake pulls it out. No more yanking. You have PECS, for God's sake. That breast is just a flap of skin that looks full, but it's not.

Another Justin is no stranger to extreme female fans and Amanda, who goes by Manda Swaggie is proof of it. She has a Twitter account and tweeted:

Justin Bieber is much bigger than Kurt Cobain, so shut up. Did Kurt Cobain ever have the biggest fanbase on Twitter? NO.

This was in an attempt to stand by her man, a man who still has not passed puberty, against his haters. (Calling all bodybuilders and steroid users. You need to help the Biebs out. Now.) If you look at her page it's a gaggle of e-quarrels and insults, but this tweet just STOOD out like an raging eyesore riddled with stys. Because as you know, the Internet was barely even here in 1994. The Biebs wasn't quite born yet (or was he?) Oh, who am I to critique the young. Anything before 2000 is positively prehistoric. If only Courtney Love read her tweets. Tweets about the man who by the time he hit 27 he'd completely changed the face of rock as we know it and composed the most electrifying rock song of the 90s.