While as of late her singles might be in a numbers' slump - Timebomb remains at number 31 for a second week - Kylie Minogue was recently given the honor of Queen of the UK Singles. The event celebrates her 25th year career milestone in which she has sold over 10 million singles, nabbed 7 number 1 singles, and scored her biggest career hit back in 2001 with Can't Get You Out of My Head. She should be so lucky! Sigh . . . I love petite blondes with budgie voices. Mainly because I want to be her. I'm such a narcissist. Or is it optimist? Meh. Let me touch my man-boobies, for reassurance. You go, girl, and by girl I mean me.