Poor Katy. Her appearance on Sesame Street got axed.
Sucks for the bloated moms with distended vaginas who can't stand that Katy Perry has a rockin' bod and has a nation ogling after her. Yes, I'm talking to you, Lame-O Mom with the ass scraping the floor, leaving a trail of brown. Stop calling TV channels and complaining. I saw Farrah Fawcett's nipple and Raquel Welch's boobs and look at how I fabulous I turned out. Lighten up.